{"id":26617,"date":"2011-09-22T16:35:53","date_gmt":"2011-09-22T20:35:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=26617"},"modified":"2011-09-22T16:35:53","modified_gmt":"2011-09-22T20:35:53","slug":"revisiting-the-most-obvious-sva-violation-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26617","title":{"rendered":"Revisiting the most obvious SVA violation ever&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And my favorite phony, John Kerwin Williams. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=25800\">\u00a0You remember &#8220;John&#8221; from this horseshit:<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/John.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-26618\" title=\"John\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/John-300x191.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"191\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/John-300x191.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/John.jpg 424w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The poser in question goes by the name\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net\/hphotos-ak-ash4\/282017_256026101078902_100000145431507_1259962_1671114_n.jpg\">Jhon Kerwin Williams<\/a>\u00a0who claims to be a Lt in the 101st (2006-present). Oh he is a pilot too along with another faker by the name\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/keith.underson\">Keith Underson.<\/a>(2005-present) Who also is claiming the same unit, rank and job. Both do not show anything on AKO.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>There is no way he is named John, so I prefer to think of him as &#8220;4th Lieutenant Assholio Douchenozzle IV&#8221;.  Anyway, I shouldn&#8217;t pick on him because he is STILL deployed with the 101st Chairborne Facebook Commando squadron.<\/p>\n<p>Here he is deployed, about ready to head out on Patrol again.  I don&#8217;t notice any obvious problems with his uniform, grooming standards or <del datetime=\"2011-09-22T20:24:10+00:00\">farcical<\/del> totally real looking hootch, do you guy?<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Douchenozzle-Jones.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Douchenozzle-Jones.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Douchenozzle Jones\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-26619\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Douchenozzle-Jones.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Douchenozzle-Jones-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Douchenozzle-Jones-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And, he&#8217;s still less literate than a retarded wallaby with tourettes.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>im back,2dayz 1night in airbase&#8230;imiss ma hony Sarra Rotil Basirul;)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Jhon Kerwin L Williams<br \/>\nTiMe For DuTy AgAin,,,<br \/>\nHavE a GooD WeekendS WorlD&#8221;<br \/>\n101st AIRBORNE DIVISION IS WATCHING YOU BACK<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Jhon Kerwin L Williams<br \/>\nFUCK THE WORLD;<br \/>\nI HATE LIARS,,,<br \/>\nI FEEL SOOOOOOO<br \/>\nSTUPID AND HURT DAMNNNNN&#8230;..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I would go and tell all his friends on Facebook that he is a lying asswipe, but all his friends are literally him in other disguises.  I could do the actual research, but there appear to be about 15 identities that he uses to prop himself up.  This sad little pud puller is standing on the fulcrum between annoying the piss out of me, and amusing me to no end.  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=100002014671691&#038;sk=wall\">Here&#8217;s his Facebook page.  <\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve reported it to Facebook so many times they won&#8217;t even let me do it again.  I guess they just don&#8217;t give a shit, but I have a hard time believing that his stories aren&#8217;t a lead-up to some sort of scam or other.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And my favorite phony, John Kerwin Williams. \u00a0You remember &#8220;John&#8221; from this horseshit: &nbsp; The poser &hellip; <a title=\"Revisiting the most obvious SVA violation ever&#8230;.\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26617\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Revisiting the most obvious SVA violation ever&#8230;.<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26617"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26617\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}