{"id":26570,"date":"2011-09-19T10:31:13","date_gmt":"2011-09-19T14:31:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=26570"},"modified":"2011-09-19T10:32:25","modified_gmt":"2011-09-19T14:32:25","slug":"gingers-need-not-apply","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26570","title":{"rendered":"Gingers need not apply"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Old Trooper sends us a link with the news that will surely disappoint TSO who had hoped he could influence the re-population of the world with red headed step children. the link from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/lifestyle\/health\/2011\/09\/18\/2011-09-18_worlds_biggest_sperm_bank_cryos_tells_redheads_we_dont_need_your_semen_.html\">New York Daily News<\/a> reports that Cyros, the largest sperm bank is no longer accepting that essence from rust-colored men.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;There are too many redheads in relation to demand,&#8221; Ole Schou, the director of Cryos, told the Danish newspaper, Ekstrabladet, according to London&#8217;s Telegraph.<\/p>\n<p>Men with scarlett manes sell &#8220;like hot cakes&#8221; in Ireland, Schou said, but that&#8217;s about it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So it&#8217;s a matter of supply and demand, and who wants to be the father of, say Julianne Moore, in her teenage years? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Old Trooper sends us a link with the news that will surely disappoint TSO who had &hellip; <a title=\"Gingers need not apply\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26570\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Gingers need not apply<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}