{"id":26536,"date":"2011-09-16T06:32:42","date_gmt":"2011-09-16T10:32:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=26536"},"modified":"2011-09-16T10:53:47","modified_gmt":"2011-09-16T14:53:47","slug":"bad-exit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26536","title":{"rendered":"Bad Exit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone posted this video at the Moatengators Facebook page. It&#8217;s a compliation of a bunch of weak aircraft exits;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MCx8y9nIw5Q\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I guess my worse exit was when my team leader stopped in the door right in front of me and I went out on his back. As his static line whipped by my face, I pushed him away. After we got on the ground, I asked him WTF that was all about. He said that he&#8217;d never stopped to take in the view from the door before.<\/p>\n<p>Then there was the time on a Huey jump, I didn&#8217;t push off hard enough and my backpack hit the aircraft&#8217;s skid, sending me head over heels and twisting my suspension lines. By the time I&#8217;d bicycled out of the twists, I hit the ground like a ton of shit.<\/p>\n<p>I just remembered a story told by someone who saw it happen when one of the troops did his little hop out the door, and just as he did, the aircraft did a little fish tail thing and he landed right back on the little step thing. He looked around with a puzzled expression on his face and successfully hopped out the door on the second try. I wonder if that counts as two jumps?<\/p>\n<p>But, hey, that extra tax-free $55\/month made it all worthwhile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone posted this video at the Moatengators Facebook page. It&#8217;s a compliation of a bunch of &hellip; <a title=\"Bad Exit\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26536\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Bad Exit<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[84],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-military-issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26536"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26536\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}