{"id":26430,"date":"2011-09-08T08:34:23","date_gmt":"2011-09-08T12:34:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=26430"},"modified":"2011-09-11T20:25:33","modified_gmt":"2011-09-12T00:25:33","slug":"steve-snake-eyes-jordan-msgt-soup-sandwichs-retarded-cousin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26430","title":{"rendered":"Steve “Snake Eyes” Jordan, MSgt Soup Sandwich’s retarded cousin"},"content":{"rendered":"

This post is now a nightmare with things in the wrong place, but wanted to update with this from POW Net…<\/a>
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UPDATE: Oh Steve, you’ve been a bad little monkey over there on N STILES ST (Or did you move to N WOOD AVE?) in LINDEN NJ…Mom and Dad (Eleanor and William) know about your SF days? You come off probation yet for your charge of UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF IMITATION FIREARM? Phone # still 908-943-7908, or did you get a new one? And by the way, Happy Birthday a little early (13th of this month)! And changing your DOB and SSN by 1 digit doesn’t really do much, the computers cross index by residence and a host of other factors, so that trick of changing your SSN from 152-84-xxxx to 132-84-xxxx didn’t do any good.<\/p>\n

Don’t make me angry Steve, you wouldn’t like me when I am angry. Dude, I will go all Bruce Banner on your GI Joe ass. So, write a nice little apology, you can post it in the comments, or send it to Admin@Thisainthell.us. I’ve got more fun here, should I share it Steve? <\/strong><\/p>\n

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EDIT x2: And what in the holy name of Spongebob’s necrofiliac Aunt is this huge ball of wombat sperm?
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EDIT: Is this shittard wearing a turtleneck?
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Earlier, back in Gotham….<\/p>\n

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This morning, in the dawn air, I saw it, the douchebag bat signal.\u00a0 I swooped in and found this asshat.<\/p>\n

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Introduction<\/h2>\n
I maybe outmand but never out numbered, Country boy whose hunting skills were honed on his grandparent’s farm.He live for the hunt<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n
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Bragging rights<\/h2>\n
I love to kill terrorists when they try stupid shit<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Occupation<\/h2>\n
U.S. Army Spec Ops. (APO Wolfpack)<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n
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Employment<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n
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