{"id":26410,"date":"2011-09-06T15:16:14","date_gmt":"2011-09-06T19:16:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=26410"},"modified":"2012-03-08T20:49:19","modified_gmt":"2012-03-09T00:49:19","slug":"to-all-of-my-assets-in-place-around-kevin-canada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26410","title":{"rendered":"To all of my assets in place around Kevin Canada&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nancy has a hirsute moustache, I say again, Nancy has a hirsute moustache.  The credenza is against the wall, the credenza is against the wall.  <\/p>\n<p>He is on to us people!  I just received his email:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A HURRICANE AND AN EARTHQUAKE IN NEW YORK WITHIN A WEEKS TIME NOTHING ABNORMAL ABOUT THAT, AND A COUPLE OF WEEKS BEFORE THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF 9\/11, MORE FEAR PERHAPS. SOUNDS LIKE MORE NWO PENTAGON CRIMES. FUNNY HOW NOBODY EVER TALKS ABOUT THE CAT 4 HURRICANE ERIN SITTING RIGHT OFF NYC ON THE DAY OF 9\/11, THEY USE HURRICANES IN THE FAR EAST TO CLEAN OUT THEIR POLLUTED CITES, I BELIEVE IT WAS PUT THERE TO CLEAN OUT THAT CRAP FROM 9\/11.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/kcraigdc1#p\/a\/u\/1\/k8JVePVqS_M\">Here is Kevin&#8217;s you tube page&#8230;<\/a><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/k8JVePVqS_M\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Thank God he isn&#8217;t former military&#8230;.Oh wait:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I WAS ASSIGNED TO THE 10TH SPECIAL FORCES (AIRBORNE)<\/p>\n<p>YA MY WIFE AT THE TIME HAD AN AFFAIR WITH ONE OF THEIR PSYCHOS, WHILE I WAS DEPLOYED OVERSEAS A RETIRING SGM, (no honor amongst thieves that&#8217;s for sure) ONE OF THOSE THREE TOUR IN NAM FREAKS (one of their heroes) ON HIS FOURTH OR FIFTH MARRIAGE. SHE MARRIED THE NUT CASE, GUESS HE MADE HER LIFE A LIVING HELL NOW THEY ArE DOING THAT TO ME. HE KILLED HIMSELF GUESS NOW THE PSYCHOPATHS? ARE AFTER ME, TRYING TO GET ME TO KILL MYSELF, NEVER HAPPEN. I&#8217;M JUST GOING TO MAKE A MOVIE AND WRITE A BOOK ABOUT THEIR CRIMES AND INSANITY THAT HAS BEEN LET LOOSE ON AMERICA. <\/p>\n<p>GETTING INVOLVED WITH THESE SICK BASTARDS WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, YOU TRY TO GO THE EXTRA MILE AND SERVE YOUR COUNTRY AND YOU GET TARGETED AND INVOLVED WITH CRIMINALS LIKE THIS.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And he loves IVAW, which is of course a sign of mental stability.  Approach with caution, HE IS ON TO YOU!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>UPDATED:  A reader wrote me to ask why Kevin&#8217;s entire diatribe is in uppercase except his parantheticals and the &#8220;r&#8221; in &#8220;ArE&#8221;&#8230;It is the code by which one can decipher the hidden message, and in this case it references the third stanza of the I Ching.  In code, it all reads:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I like to dutch oven myself after copious amount of legume eating.  Also, Derek Jeter is my hero, and Peyton Manning is a huge sally for playing up this neck injury.  Also, the spirit of Tom Brady&#8217;s cojoined twin is currently living in my Dog&#8217;s head.  Like Hermann&#8217;s Head, but without that annoying chick with the high voice that is now Lisa Simpson.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nancy has a hirsute moustache, I say again, Nancy has a hirsute moustache. 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