{"id":26287,"date":"2011-08-24T07:55:21","date_gmt":"2011-08-24T11:55:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=26287"},"modified":"2011-08-24T07:57:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-24T11:57:00","slug":"a-atlking-red-cowboy-hat-declares-war-on-the-tea-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26287","title":{"rendered":"A talking, red cowboy hat declares war on the Tea Party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A giant, talking, red cowboy hat who was elected to Congress from Florida and named Frederica Wilson declares that the &#8220;Tea party is the enemy&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/YAswx3TZuB4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d accept that, if the giant, talking, red cowboy hat would take time out of it&#8217;s day to talk as tough about al Qaeda or the Taliban. I think the real enemy is whoever told her that she looked good in that hat. And the dumbasses that elected her in spite of her fashion sense, or the lack thereof.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, the giant, talking, red cowboy hat is concerned that unemployment is racist, too. I&#8217;m sure that the giant, talking, red cowboy hat thinks the solution to racist unemployment would be to raise taxes on the evil rich people of a particular skin pigment, but that&#8217;s not racist.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Xn22b5pCoTQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to ROS for the links.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A giant, talking, red cowboy hat who was elected to Congress from Florida and named Frederica &hellip; <a title=\"A talking, red cowboy hat declares war on the Tea Party\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26287\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A talking, red cowboy hat declares war on the Tea Party<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89,155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-congress-sucks","category-shitbags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}