{"id":26244,"date":"2011-08-19T12:33:51","date_gmt":"2011-08-19T16:33:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=26244"},"modified":"2011-08-19T13:16:35","modified_gmt":"2011-08-19T17:16:35","slug":"that-retirement-pay-thing-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26244","title":{"rendered":"That retirement pay thing again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Several of you are upset with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/stories\/2011\/08\/19\/national\/main20094553.shtml?tag=stack\">a CBS story<\/a> about the planned changes to the military retirement system. I guess they shouldn&#8217;t have started the story the way they did;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It sounds like a pretty good deal: Retire at age 38 after 20 years of work and get a monthly pension of half your salary for the rest of your life. All you have to do is join the military.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yep, that&#8217;s &#8220;all you have to do&#8221;&#8230;join. You don&#8217;t have to spend months away from your family, live in the mud, climb mountains pulling a 500-pound ahkio behind you through waist deep snow, suffer in triple digit temperatures and no air conditioning in sight. Stand in real torrential downpours, holding a spike lined tree hoping you don&#8217;t get washed away. Sleep in a hammock four inches above the swamp water because you don&#8217;t like waking up with poisonous snakes in your bed. You don&#8217;t have to live for days on a few moments of sleep or forage for your food. You don&#8217;t have to arrive at the cutting edge of battle by land, sea, or air.<\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t have to be responsible not only for your welfare, but the welfare of 30 other people and 7 million dollars worth of equipment, all before you&#8217;re 25 years old. Or you don&#8217;t have to move 120 one million dollar-plus vehicles and their crews from point A to point B across the plains of Europe before you&#8217;re 30 years old.<\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t have to look your country&#8217;s enemies in the eye and pull your trigger and then live with the attendant dreams the rest of your life. You don&#8217;t have to wake up with night sweats screaming almost every night. You don&#8217;t have to deal with the hippies spitting on you and calling you names. You don&#8217;t have to intermittently watch your children grow up.<\/p>\n<p>Your day doesn&#8217;t start at 4 in the morning and end at 6 PM on a regular duty day &#8211; on one of your short days. And it doesn&#8217;t include those days when you get called at 2 AM for an alert and you don&#8217;t come home for a month or six.<\/p>\n<p>And, oh, you don&#8217;t have to share half of your pension with that cheatin&#8217; wife who couldn&#8217;t wait for you to come home from doing your duty before she divorced you.<\/p>\n<p>All you have to do is join the military and your future is secured with that anemic pension that presidents and Congress can snatch away from you a portion at a time.<\/p>\n<p><del datetime=\"2011-08-19T17:12:16+00:00\">By the way, CBS, the military pension hasn&#8217;t been &#8220;half your salary&#8221; since Jimmy Carter made it 40% for folks who joined after 1977. Do your research.<\/del><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Several of you are upset with a CBS story about the planned changes to the military &hellip; <a title=\"That retirement pay thing again\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26244\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">That retirement pay thing again<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,84,118],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media","category-military-issues","category-veterans-issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}