{"id":26222,"date":"2011-08-18T05:53:38","date_gmt":"2011-08-18T09:53:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=26222"},"modified":"2011-08-18T09:23:36","modified_gmt":"2011-08-18T13:23:36","slug":"if-you-see-yuppies-say-something","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26222","title":{"rendered":"If you see yuppies, say something"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Department of Homeland Security has released their latest public service advertisement in regards to being vigilant against terrorists. It stars the most likely terrorists &#8211; yuppies &#8211; planting a bomb in a train station;<\/p>\n<p><object style=\"height: 333px; width: 500px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/qml7obNdmgk?version=3\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/qml7obNdmgk?version=3\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\"><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Everyone knows how disaffected and dangerous yuppies can be. A number of Baby Gaps have been closed across the country and yuppies have to drive further these days to outfit their children stylishly, and that just sets them on edge. Don&#8217;t let the fact that 126 Muslims have been indicted in the last two years on terrorism-related charges fool you. The rising cost of BMWs and Starbucks coffee is driving yuppies into the arms of terrorism.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Department of Homeland Security has released their latest public service advertisement in regards to being &hellip; <a title=\"If you see yuppies, say something\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26222\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">If you see yuppies, say something<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-terror-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}