{"id":26155,"date":"2011-08-11T16:28:22","date_gmt":"2011-08-11T20:28:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=26155"},"modified":"2011-08-11T16:28:22","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T20:28:22","slug":"those-crack-reporters-at-cnn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26155","title":{"rendered":"Those crack reporters at CNN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>COB6 sends a <a href=\"http:\/\/articles.cnn.com\/2011-07-27\/justice\/alabama.obama.threat_1_affidavit-machine-gun-islamic-extremists?_s=PM:CRIME\">CNN link<\/a> from his undisclosed location about an Uzbek man in Alabama who was seeking help in assassinating our president;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A 21-year-old man from Uzbekistan living in Alabama sought assistance to kill President Barack Obama, either by shooting him or potentially using explosives for a suicide attack, according to a government affidavit.<\/p>\n<p>Ulugbek Kodirov was indicted Tuesday and charged with threatening to kill the president.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>OK, so far, so good in the reportage arena, until CNN gets to the last line;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Kodirov faces four counts of threatening the president and other weapons charges &#8212; including possessing grenades and an M15 machine gun, the Justice Department said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh, yeah? An M15 machine gun? COB6 speculates that Ulugbek is some kind of <a href=\"http:\/\/halofanon.wikia.com\/wiki\/M15_Submachine_Gun\">scary assassin from the future<\/a> or more likely, the Justice Department and CNN don&#8217;t know what the hell the ass clown had for weaponry. <\/p>\n<p>I guess it&#8217;s too much to ask CNN to report that it was an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle, because M15 machine gun just sounds more intelligent.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m surprised they didn&#8217;t try to classify the grenades. You know, like the M203 high capacity grenades with fully automatic safety clips. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>COB6 sends a CNN link from his undisclosed location about an Uzbek man in Alabama who &hellip; <a title=\"Those crack reporters at CNN\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26155\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Those crack reporters at CNN<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media","category-terror-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}