{"id":26136,"date":"2011-08-09T16:47:34","date_gmt":"2011-08-09T20:47:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=26136"},"modified":"2011-08-09T16:50:15","modified_gmt":"2011-08-09T20:50:15","slug":"save-dan-choi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26136","title":{"rendered":"Save Dan Choi"},"content":{"rendered":"

I once signed a petition with Firedog Lake<\/a>, those foul-mouthed perverts on the other side of the political spectrum. I agreed with their stance on the Obama Healthcare Bill for different reasons, but I figured I’d get heard if I ran with them on the issue. Anyway, it got me on their mailing list. So, not knowing who I am, they just now sent me an alert to save Dan Choi from that evil Obama dude;<\/p>\n

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Yeah, my check’s in the mail. I sent it with the check for my Free Naser Abdo T-shirt. <\/p>\n

I hope they seize all of his shit, including his collection of feather boas and his Bradley Manning-signed Lady Gaga posters.<\/p>\n

Nothing would make me happier than Choi paying the American taxpayer back for cheating them out of a world-class education…unless it’d be the thought of him rotting in a filthy jail cell for besmirching my uniform by chaining it to the White House fence. Six months is an easy sentence for a man of his character. It’d be the first time Choi was held accountable for his behavior.<\/p>\n

And I thought Choi said that he had PTSD because the Army wouldn’t let him eat trouser trout in PT Formation. Now FDL is blaming his duty in Iraq as the Brigade Headquarters Company XO. Yeah, taste-testing the brigade’s chow must’ve been harrowing. There’s a reason he was a 1LT for six years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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