{"id":26131,"date":"2011-08-09T11:47:42","date_gmt":"2011-08-09T15:47:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=26131"},"modified":"2011-08-09T13:14:44","modified_gmt":"2011-08-09T17:14:44","slug":"shrinking-the-gene-pool-sorta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=26131","title":{"rendered":"Shrinking The Gene Pool – Sorta?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Okay, this is via Drudge so you’ve all probably seen it, but I needed a laugh…
\nPolice urge holster use after man shoots his own penis<\/a><\/p>\n

As Chandler residents Joshua Seto, 27, and his fianc\u00e9e, Cara Christopher, walked over to a Fry’s Food Store for refreshments, he tried securing her pink handgun in the front waistband of his pants.<\/p>\n

The gun fired, striking Seto’s penis and continuing through his left thigh. The bleeding started immediately and was heavy, according to police dispatch recordings released Sunday.<\/p>\n

“He is still conscious, there is just a lot of blood,” Christopher , 26, told 9-1-1 operators and dispatchers.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m sincerely NOT laughing at this guy’s pain and suffering. It’s just the images that flashed thru MY mind that cracked me up. Pink pistol – the look on his face just before the pain hit – the look on his face when he realized just where he’d been hit, I could go on… For some reason I kept thinking of The Three Stooges?<\/p>\n

As usual with a Geezer post; YMMV.<\/p>\n

ETA: An accidental discharge simply ain’t as rare as we ALL would like to think.\u00a0 I’ve been handling firearms since I was about 10 or so. I’ve had some great teachers over the years and am careful enough to be annoying, but Murphy’s Law says I will have an AD sooner or later.\u00a0 Exit question: Ever been to a range where someone swept you with an ’empty’ gun?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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