{"id":25899,"date":"2011-07-19T11:54:47","date_gmt":"2011-07-19T15:54:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=25899"},"modified":"2017-05-18T07:52:24","modified_gmt":"2017-05-18T11:52:24","slug":"the-real-master-sergeant-soup-sandwich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=25899","title":{"rendered":"The real Master Sergeant Soup Sandwich"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><strong>UPDATE: Nicholas Androsky died on Saturday February 22, 2014.<\/strong><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I know you remember this guy &#8211; half of the blogosphere recognizes him thanks to your 6700 clicks of the Facebook &#8220;Like&#8221; button <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=24149\">on that post<\/a>;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/photo-2cropped.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-25900\" title=\"photo (2)cropped\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/photo-2cropped.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/photo-2cropped.jpg 677w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/photo-2cropped-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, his buffoonery bumped our traffic up to the stratosphere. For that I&#8217;ll always be grateful to him. But that gratitude won&#8217;t stop me from posting his records, compliments of the good folks at <a href=\"http:\/\/pownetwork.org\/phonies\/phonies1142.htm\">POW Network<\/a>. It looks like he spent four and a half years as a C130 Loadmaster at Pope AFB until fate took a hand;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Androsky-DD214.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-25901\" title=\"Androsky DD214\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Androsky-DD214.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"364\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Androsky-DD214.jpg 816w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Androsky-DD214-300x219.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>For those of you who felt sorry for him because he looked like a fricken ritard &#8211; this might be the reason why; he was busted for using percoset, mushrooms and huffing &#8220;shoe cleaner&#8221; and nitrous oxide as well as dealing Ecstasy;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Androsky-Court-martial.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-25902\" title=\"Androsky Court martial\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Androsky-Court-martial.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"478\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Androsky-Court-martial.jpg 542w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Androsky-Court-martial-300x287.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Androsky-Court-martial.2JPG.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-25903\" title=\"Androsky Court martial.2JPG\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Androsky-Court-martial.2JPG.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"371\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Androsky-Court-martial.2JPG.jpg 555w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Androsky-Court-martial.2JPG-300x222.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It looks like they dropped one charge of stealing percocet from his Air Force buddy, one charge of huffing shoe cleaner and one charge of selling meth.<\/p>\n<p>So he got the Big Chicken Dinner and 5 months in whatever the Air Force uses for the brig. And from the looks of him, I don&#8217;t think he completely kicked his &#8220;shoe cleaner&#8221; habit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>UPDATE: Nicholas Androsky died on Saturday February 22, 2014. I know you remember this guy &#8211; &hellip; <a title=\"The real Master Sergeant Soup Sandwich\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=25899\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The real Master Sergeant Soup Sandwich<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}