{"id":25885,"date":"2011-07-18T18:46:04","date_gmt":"2011-07-18T22:46:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=25885"},"modified":"2011-07-18T18:46:04","modified_gmt":"2011-07-18T22:46:04","slug":"aint-it-funny-how-theres-never-enough-of-other-peoples-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=25885","title":{"rendered":"Ain&#8217;t it funny how there&#8217;s never enough of other people&#8217;s money?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Old Trooper sends us<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ksbw.com\/r\/28586219\/detail.html\"> a link about a company in Salinas, California<\/a> that sucked more than a half-million dollars from the town seducing them into believing that they had a plan to build &#8220;green cars&#8221; that would solve all of the world&#8217;s problem. But as it turns out, a half-million samolians weren&#8217;t quite enough and the company went tits-up before the first car rolled off the assembly line;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The start-up company promised city leaders that it would create 70 new jobs and pay $700,000 in taxes a year to Salinas.<\/p>\n<p>Green Vehicles was supposed to be up and running by March 2010 inside their 80,000 square-foot space at Firestone Business Park off of Abbot Street.<\/p>\n<p>Ryan had lofty goals, listing his company&#8217;s mission as: &#8220;To make the best clean commuter vehicles in the world; To manufacture with a radical sense of responsibility; To engage in deep transparency as an inspiration for new ways of doing business.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Green Vehicles designed two vehicles, the TRIAC 2.0 and the MOOSE, which it planned to manufacture.<\/p>\n<p>On July 12, Ryan wrote a blog post announcing that his company was closing.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s classy, writing a blog post to let everyone know you burned up all of their cash. I&#8217;m sure my employer would be impressed if I resigned from the paying job on this blog instead of face-to-face.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Ryan outlined three mistakes he made while steering his company into a brick wall. All three reasons boiled down failing to generate enough capital.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Funny how fast you can burn through other people&#8217;s money so quickly. Just like the city that gave away hundreds of thousands of dollars they were given by the tax payers. Twice. After the company didn&#8217;t produce last year, they dumped a few hundred thousand more into the unicorn-fart powered cars. Oh, and they claim they collapsed because a grant from the state never materialized &#8211; i guess the state isn&#8217;t all that stupid after all.<\/p>\n<p>I guess that&#8217;s what the hippies mean when they say that we only need to invest more money into these schemes to make &#8220;green energy&#8221; possible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Old Trooper sends us a link about a company in Salinas, California that sucked more than &hellip; <a title=\"Ain&#8217;t it funny how there&#8217;s never enough of other people&#8217;s money?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=25885\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ain&#8217;t it funny how there&#8217;s never enough of other people&#8217;s money?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[131,142],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-hate-hippies","category-taxes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25885"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25885\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}