{"id":25831,"date":"2011-07-13T11:26:37","date_gmt":"2011-07-13T15:26:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=25831"},"modified":"2011-07-13T11:26:37","modified_gmt":"2011-07-13T15:26:37","slug":"greatest-footnotes-in-the-history-of-jurisprudence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=25831","title":{"rendered":"Greatest Footnotes in the History of Jurisprudence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I give you the case of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.canlii.org\/en\/on\/onsc\/doc\/2010\/2010onsc6568\/2010onsc6568.html#_ftn30\">Bruni v. Bruni<\/a>.  You don&#8217;t even need to read the case to get that Judge J.W. Quinn of the Ontario Superior Court of Justice, Family Court, is my new hero:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Larry gave evidence that, less than one month later, Catherine, \u201cTried to run me over with her van.\u201d[6]<\/p>\n<p>[6] This is always a telltale sign that a husband and wife are drifting apart.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>[7]               The courtroom energy level in a custody\/access dispute spikes quickly when there is evidence that one of the parents has a Hells Angels branch in her family tree. Certainly, my posture improved. Catherine\u2019s niece is engaged to a member of the Hells Angels. I take judicial notice of the fact that the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club is a criminal organization (and of the fact that the niece has made a poor choice).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>[21]             A finger is worth a thousand words and, therefore, is particularly useful should one have a vocabulary of less than a thousand words.<\/p>\n<p>[22]             When the operator of a motor vehicle yells \u201cjackass\u201d at a pedestrian, the jackassedness of the former has been proved, but, at that point, it is only an allegation as against the latter.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>[26]             The New Shorter Oxford English Dictionary defines \u201cdickhead\u201d as \u201ca stupid person.\u201d That would not have been my first guess.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p> [90]   On another occasion in July of 2009, Larry said to [his young daughter]: \u201cYou put shit in this hand and shit in this hand, smack it together, what do you get? Taylor.\u201d[30]<\/p>\n<p>[30]             I gather that this is Larry\u2019s version of the Big Bang Theory.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>My thanks to TAH Reader\/Law School Classmate MM for sending me this case.  Best legal reading in years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I give you the case of Bruni v. Bruni. You don&#8217;t even need to read the &hellip; <a title=\"Greatest Footnotes in the History of Jurisprudence\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=25831\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Greatest Footnotes in the History of Jurisprudence<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}