{"id":25225,"date":"2011-06-28T07:20:47","date_gmt":"2011-06-28T11:20:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=25225"},"modified":"2011-06-28T07:26:39","modified_gmt":"2011-06-28T11:26:39","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=25225","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Assume the position <\/a> <\/p>\n

Low Voltage <\/a><\/p>\n

In other words “Why can’t people be more dumb and become socialists!” <\/a><\/p>\n

Unique fixer-upper <\/a> <\/p>\n

You ain’t got no brain, Lt. Dan. <\/a><\/p>\n

Who you callin’ an elitist, you jingoistic moron? <\/a><\/p>\n

Obama Strong <\/a> <\/p>\n

The stupid…him…her…it…burns! <\/a><\/p>\n

Frosted Flakes <\/a> <\/p>\n

Hung like a horse and laying the cable. <\/a><\/p>\n

Rahm-a-lam-a-ding-dong <\/a><\/p>\n

A little low and outside. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Maybe they thought you were a ‘pubic’ worker? <\/a><\/p>\n

Listing to the left <\/a> <\/p>\n

Bill me later. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Nattering Nancy makes Teleprompter Jebus look bad? <\/a><\/p>\n

Primary loser. <\/a><\/p>\n

Romney-care isn’t the same as Obama-care…it’s not…seriously. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Medi-cave. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Queue the music from Jaws. <\/a><\/p>\n

…as opposed to ‘demean, confiscate and redistribute’. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Distemper…dat-temper…<\/a><\/p>\n

You can “almost” see the air quotes. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Hate the TSA? Depends.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Somehow, this is Bush’s fault. <\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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