{"id":2519,"date":"2008-08-29T17:20:37","date_gmt":"2008-08-29T21:20:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=2519"},"modified":"2008-08-29T17:20:37","modified_gmt":"2008-08-29T21:20:37","slug":"this-is-not-parody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=2519","title":{"rendered":"This IS NOT Parody!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/obama-dog-large.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/obama-dog-large.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"obama-dog-large\" width=\"260\" height=\"190\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2518\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The somewhat less than conservative <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2008\/08\/28\/americans-elect-poodle-as_n_122088.html\">Huffington Post <\/a>has the details.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Now that Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama has chosen his running mate, it&#8217;s time for him to concentrate on another important selection: family dog. The American Kennel Club\u00ae (AKC) announced today that the public has elected a Poodle as their breed of choice for the Obama family.<\/p>\n<p>The AKC launched its poll to find a breed for Obama (www.presidentialpup.com) after reports that &#8211; win or lose &#8211; the Obamas promised their two daughters a dog after the presidential election. More than 42,000 people cast their vote over the seven-week campaign. The Poodle clinched the nomination after the breed battled it out with the Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier in a race almost as tight as Clinton and Obama&#8217;s run for the Democratic nomination for president. The Poodle won by a (dog) hair, with just a few hundred votes separating the top two contenders. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Do we really want a poodle in the White House?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The somewhat less than conservative Huffington Post has the details. Now that Democratic presidential nominee Barack &hellip; <a title=\"This IS NOT Parody!\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=2519\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">This IS NOT Parody!<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":64,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/64"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2519"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2519\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}