{"id":25184,"date":"2011-06-27T21:27:19","date_gmt":"2011-06-28T01:27:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=25184"},"modified":"2011-06-27T22:06:18","modified_gmt":"2011-06-28T02:06:18","slug":"on-like-donkey-kong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=25184","title":{"rendered":"On like Donkey Kong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my ninjas sent me this <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/PaulRieckhoff\/status\/85512251452309504\">Tweet from a twit<\/a>;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Rieckoff-hater-alert.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-25185\" title=\"Rieckoff hater alert\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Rieckoff-hater-alert.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"243\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes, I&#8217;m the hater of logos. Apparently, I&#8217;m Reickhoff&#8217;s next target, now that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=16917\">he&#8217;s been beat by Miley Cyrus<\/a> because <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=25142\">I think his new logo looks gay<\/a> on some guy&#8217;s butt in a picture on Rieckhoff&#8217;s Facebook avatar. I suppose he&#8217;ll be writing that I hate veterans, too.<\/p>\n<p>Dan Gomez is the guy <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=23871\">I ripped up the other day<\/a>. So now the big guns at IAVA are coming for me. You can see I&#8217;m shakin&#8217;. <\/p>\n<p>I wish I could tell Rieckhoff the name of my ninja.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The ninja writes;<\/strong> <em>I just can&#8217;t believe he&#8217;s unable to take a step back and say &#8220;man, I have a picture of a dude&#8217;s ass where my face should be.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my ninjas sent me this Tweet from a twit; Yes, I&#8217;m the hater of &hellip; <a title=\"On like Donkey Kong\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=25184\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">On like Donkey Kong<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-iava"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25184"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25184\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}