{"id":25027,"date":"2011-06-25T08:04:53","date_gmt":"2011-06-25T12:04:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=25027"},"modified":"2011-06-25T08:16:15","modified_gmt":"2011-06-25T12:16:15","slug":"gay-marriage-to-solve-all-of-new-yorks-problems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=25027","title":{"rendered":"Gay marriage to solve all of New York&#8217;s problems"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, scroll through the news websites and look at all of the happy homosexuals. They&#8217;re so happy that now they can get married in New York&#8230;well, after the governor signs the bill which passed the Senate last night. Have you taken a drive through Upstate New York lately? Seen the closed factories, the lines at the welfare offices? Have you been through downtown Syracuse during Christmas? Seen the urban blight?<\/p>\n<p>But. that doesn&#8217;t matter because all of the deviants can marry each other now. The types of pirates who don&#8217;t show up in children&#8217;s books can enter into marital bliss and that&#8217;s all that matters, I suppose. So what if businesses are leaving New York in droves leaving massive unemployment in it&#8217;s wake&#8230;the smugglers of bones can exchange rings.<\/p>\n<p>So what if paying taxes is almost a full time job in New York, biters of pillows and munchers of carpets are joining in matrimonial bliss. <\/p>\n<p>Nice to see that the New York Legislature has it&#8217;s priorities aligned properly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, scroll through the news websites and look at all of the happy homosexuals. They&#8217;re so &hellip; <a title=\"Gay marriage to solve all of New York&#8217;s problems\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=25027\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Gay marriage to solve all of New York&#8217;s problems<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25027"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25027\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}