{"id":24462,"date":"2011-06-20T14:58:04","date_gmt":"2011-06-20T18:58:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=24462"},"modified":"2011-06-20T15:15:30","modified_gmt":"2011-06-20T19:15:30","slug":"karl-eikenberry-that-dick-grows-a-pair-in-the-final-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=24462","title":{"rendered":"Karl Eikenberry, That Dick, grows a pair in the final days"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ring-knocker and my very first plaoon leader Karl Eikenberry, That Dick (yes that&#8217;s his full name) finally grows a pair of &#8216;nads in his final days as ambassador to Afghanistan according to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/world\/asia-pacific\/us-ambassador-to-afghanistan-counters-karzais-criticism\/2011\/06\/19\/AGE7a0bH_story.html?wprss=rss_world\">Washington Post<\/a>;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>After an upbeat speech about Afghanistan\u2019s future prospects to university students in the Western city of Herat, Ambassador Karl W. Eikenberry added remarks that he said were \u201cspoken from my heart.\u201d He complained bitterly about American forces being \u201ccompared to occupiers\u201d and being \u201ctold that they are only here to advance their own interests,\u201d suggesting such comments could lead the United States to give up on Afghanistan.<\/p>\n<p>Although he did not mention Karzai by name, Eikenberry was referring almost verbatim to harsh criticisms the Afghan president voiced Saturday and has expressed on previous occasions. \u201cI must tell you that I find occasional comments from some of your leaders hurtful and inappropriate,\u201d Eikenberry said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, ya know what, Lieutenant Dingleberry, (as he was known around the squad bay) maybe if you&#8217;d said something like that in the early days of your tenure, Karzai might have shut up with that shit by now. Instead you just took all of it right the ass, and allowed karzai to say whatever he wanted. <\/p>\n<p>But &#8220;hurtful and innappropriate&#8221; are words for pussies. How about calling him a fucking liar with his empty, third-world head up his third-world ass?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d have choked the little curtain-draped goat-raper by now.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe the next guy will have the &#8216;nads to call Karzai what he is; only a sliver away from being the Taliban in the war against terror. In fact, Karzai can have all of those civilian casualties laid at his feet &#8211; if he hadn&#8217;t made hiding behind civilians an effect strategy, the Taliban never would have employed it against us to the extent they have, the little cowards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ring-knocker and my very first plaoon leader Karl Eikenberry, That Dick (yes that&#8217;s his full name) &hellip; <a title=\"Karl Eikenberry, That Dick, grows a pair in the final days\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=24462\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Karl Eikenberry, That Dick, grows a pair in the final days<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barack-obama","category-terror-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}