{"id":23855,"date":"2011-06-12T18:22:47","date_gmt":"2011-06-12T22:22:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=23855"},"modified":"2011-06-12T18:34:56","modified_gmt":"2011-06-12T22:34:56","slug":"the-near-perfect-sunday-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=23855","title":{"rendered":"The Near Perfect Sunday Post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.dailymail.com\/donsurber\/archives\/35694#more-35694\" target=\"_blank\">Don Surber<\/a>. There is<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2002152\/Osama-bin-Laden-sex-machine-vanish-bedroom-wife-days.html?ITO=1490\" target=\"_blank\"> this.<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span>Osama bin Laden used to have sex with his first wife for days on end whenever he came back from waging Jihad.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>The  former Al Qaeda leader would vanish into his bedroom with Najwa bin  Laden upon his return and not come out until they had properly  reacquainted themselves. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Asked by an interviewer to name her favourite time when living with the terrorist, she replied: \u2018The sleeping time\u2019.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span>One of his sons noted, in the same article:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span>Osama bin Laden&#8217;s fourth eldest son Omar has written a book, Growing Up bin Laden, which is due to be published shortly.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span> <\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span>His publisher said in an  interview with the New York Times Magazine that it was not a revenge  memoir but said: &#8216;He just always wanted a normal life, and he couldn\u2019t  have one with his father&#8217; <\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div>Can&#8217;t say I&#8217;m the tiniest saddened about Omar and his problems myself. I AM just a bit intrigued by &#8220;<span> have sex with his first wife for days on end whenever he came back from waging Jihad.&#8221;<\/span><span> <\/span><\/div>\n<div><span>No point to be found here folks&#8230; except maybe Jihad ain&#8217;t all bad? Hadn&#8217;t really thought about this context.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span>He skipped the\u00a0 70 virgins for her&#8230;.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via Don Surber. There is this. Osama bin Laden used to have sex with his first &hellip; <a title=\"The Near Perfect Sunday Post\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=23855\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Near Perfect Sunday Post<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":467,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/467"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23855"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23855\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}