{"id":23631,"date":"2011-05-29T09:21:26","date_gmt":"2011-05-29T13:21:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=23631"},"modified":"2011-05-29T09:21:26","modified_gmt":"2011-05-29T13:21:26","slug":"more-on-joseph-cryer-the-chippendale-seal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=23631","title":{"rendered":"More on Joseph Cryer, the Chippendale SEAL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/cryer_3.jpg\" alt=\"Joseph B Cryer\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Late last month <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=23035\">we wrote a bit about Joseph Cryer<\/a>, the Chippendale SEAL who claimed, among other things that he&#8217;d been selected by members of SEAL Team Six while playing video games in an arcade to go directly to BUD\/S training without the bothersome boot camp training. Then he was deployed to the coast of Libya, on the USS Caron from which he was launched like a murderous missile against Qaddafi and had a body count of 77 Libyans in just 102 hours of a killing frenzy. And then he was promoted to O-5.<\/p>\n<p>Well, the folks at <a href=\"http:\/\/pownetwork.org\/horv\/horv_831.htm\">POW Network<\/a> sent us his records last night. They seem quite a bit different than his Hollywood-style stories;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Cryer-DD214.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23633\" title=\"Cryer DD214\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Cryer-DD214.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"723\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nothing spectacular in his DD214 in the way of medals, other than the fact that he deployed with some damn fine units.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Cryer-2-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23632\" title=\"Cryer 2-1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Cryer-2-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"723\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Cryer-2-1.jpg 669w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Cryer-2-1-207x300.jpg 207w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And, oh, look, he went to boot camp at Great Lakes Recruit Training Center. How pedestrian. I don&#8217;t see any BUD\/S training, not even a stint at the Fort Benning Academy of Gravity &#8211; a pre-requisite for any special warfare training.<\/p>\n<p>I know that prosecutors from Department of Veterans Affairs, Office of the Inspector General are regular readers here. According to POW Network, Cryer is receiving DVA benefits based on his wild-ass fairy tales so you guys might want to look into that.<\/p>\n<p>Cryer has threatened to file lawsuits against POW Network, and I want to let Cryer know that I&#8217;m available for a piece of that action, too. Please, please, please sue me, douche nozzle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Late last month we wrote a bit about Joseph Cryer, the Chippendale SEAL who claimed, among &hellip; <a title=\"More on Joseph Cryer, the Chippendale SEAL\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=23631\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">More on Joseph Cryer, the Chippendale SEAL<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23631"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23631\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}