{"id":23509,"date":"2011-05-20T08:20:21","date_gmt":"2011-05-20T12:20:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=23509"},"modified":"2011-05-20T08:20:21","modified_gmt":"2011-05-20T12:20:21","slug":"been-nice-knowin-ya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=23509","title":{"rendered":"Been nice knowin&#8217; ya"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m almost tempted to give up blogging&#8230;since the world is coming to an end tomorrow anyway. I should really be doing something else besides trying to entertain you folks. What? <a href=\"http:\/\/articles.orlandosentinel.com\/2011-05-19\/features\/os-judgment-day-camping-20110519_1_religion-scholars-harold-camping-rapture\">You haven&#8217;t heard<\/a>?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Al Allen believed the world would end in 1994. It didn&#8217;t. He was disappointed.<\/p>\n<p>This time, he&#8217;s more certain that Judgment Day will arrive at 6 p.m. Saturday, May 21.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<strong>There is so much more information in the Bible since 1994.<\/strong> This thing is a certainty. It&#8217;s going to happen,&#8221; said Allen, 68, a retired chemist. &#8220;The whole world is going to be scared out of its wits.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Emphasis mine. Really? There&#8217;s MORE information in the Bible since 1994? How did that happen? I wasn&#8217;t aware the Bible is an ongoing editorial project.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, the end of times was brought on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/2011\/05\/19\/rapture-movement-predicts-end-world-saturday\/?test=latestnews\">by the Jews<\/a>;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Camping&#8217;s prophecy comes from numerological calculations based on his reading of the Bible, and he says global events like the 1948 founding of Israel confirm his math.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m almost tempted to give up blogging&#8230;since the world is coming to an end tomorrow anyway. &hellip; <a title=\"Been nice knowin&#8217; ya\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=23509\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Been nice knowin&#8217; ya<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[169],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}