{"id":23313,"date":"2011-05-10T09:50:05","date_gmt":"2011-05-10T13:50:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=23313"},"modified":"2011-05-10T09:50:05","modified_gmt":"2011-05-10T13:50:05","slug":"judge-to-convicted-molester-you-were-gayer-than-a-sweet-smelling-jockstrap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=23313","title":{"rendered":"Judge to convicted molester: &#8220;&#8230;you were&#8230;gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Who else but TSO would have <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/#!5800271\/judge-tells-child-molester-hes-gayer-than-a-sweet+smelling-jockstrap\">sent us this link<\/a>;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Wisconsin Judge Philip Kirk sentenced a 71-year-old, former school bus driver named Delton Gorges to seven years in prison today. Gorges&#8217; crime? Sexually assaulting four boys over the course of 40 years. Gorges, who was once married and has a child, swears he&#8217;s straight, prompting the judge to make the following observation:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I think you were born gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Let that pungent image roll around in your mind for a moment, before we move on to Judge Kirk&#8217;s next comment about Gorges:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;If anyone believes that in the last 10 years or 15 years all of a sudden you developed an interest in homosexuality and young boys, then I must have looked ravishing in my prom dress this year.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I guess that&#8217;s a preview of TSO when he dons the robe one day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who else but TSO would have sent us this link; Wisconsin Judge Philip Kirk sentenced a &hellip; <a title=\"Judge to convicted molester: &#8220;&#8230;you were&#8230;gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap.&#8221;\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=23313\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Judge to convicted molester: &#8220;&#8230;you were&#8230;gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap.&#8221;<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-legal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}