{"id":23035,"date":"2011-04-23T11:36:08","date_gmt":"2011-04-23T15:36:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=23035"},"modified":"2017-11-01T09:16:16","modified_gmt":"2017-11-01T13:16:16","slug":"seal-turned-chippendale-dancer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=23035","title":{"rendered":"Joe Cryer; SEAL turned Chippendale dancer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/cryer_3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-23036 aligncenter\" title=\"cryer_3\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/cryer_3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"153\" height=\"211\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The folks at POW Net sent us <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=23631\">a link<\/a> to the living legend of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/joseph.b.cryer\">Joseph Brian Cryer<\/a>. Cryer claims to have been a secret SEAL &#8211; you know those rare individuals who go to secret training and work without a record of the units in which they serve and the missions they accomplish for us.<\/p>\n<p>In fact he was recruited from a video arcade and sent straight to BUD\/S without the burden of boot camp. So there&#8217;s a lesson for all of you youngsters out there &#8211; spend more time in video arcades and the SEALs may pick you out of the the thousands of other glassy-eyed teens and send you straight to highly technical and physically demanding training based on nothing more than your Donkey Kong score.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, he was in the Gulf of Sidra in 1986 aboard the USS Caron during a time that the Caron had no SEALs onboard, according to witnesses. Then he secretly (how else) deployed into Libya and killed 77 Libyans in 102 sleepless hours. I know, how can you sleep when there are so many Libyans to kill and such little time. But those bloody hours gave him PTSD for which he gets 100% disability rating from the DVA.<\/p>\n<p>And <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Cryer-DD214.jpg\">he was discharged as an E-3<\/a>. Can you imagine that &#8211; all that killing and he doesn&#8217;t even get a promotion.<\/p>\n<p>Can you believe that this boyish man was responsible for the deaths of 77 Libyans in a secret war we executed against Libya? I think this picture was taken when he was training for his bloody rampage;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/cryer_4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-23037 aligncenter\" title=\"cryer_4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/cryer_4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"183\" height=\"146\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After his discharge, he tried to wiggle away the nightmares as a Chippendale dancer at the Hanger Club. The dollar bills in his thong didn&#8217;t assuage his guilt, though, so Admiral Mullen helped him get his disability rating. Apparently promoting him from E-3 to O-5 in the process.<\/p>\n<p>But what really attracted me to his story is that he threatened the folks at POW Net with legal process if they don&#8217;t take his page down. I want a piece of that action. Well, that and a chance to stomp a mudhole in his ass.<\/p>\n<p>ADDED: Speaking of mudhole stomping, I found a conviction for wife beating. As if he wasn&#8217;t already despicable enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The folks at POW Net sent us a link to the living legend of Joseph Brian &hellip; <a title=\"Joe Cryer; SEAL turned Chippendale dancer\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=23035\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Joe Cryer; SEAL turned Chippendale dancer<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":26732,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23035"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23035\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/26732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}