{"id":22935,"date":"2011-04-12T13:32:47","date_gmt":"2011-04-12T17:32:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=22935"},"modified":"2011-04-12T14:56:14","modified_gmt":"2011-04-12T18:56:14","slug":"tsa-profiles-known-terrorist-types","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=22935","title":{"rendered":"TSA profiles known terrorist types"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Old Trooper sent us this video of a Transportation Security Agency employee patting down a six-year old girl and sending her for a drug test&#8230;ya know because of all of the latest incidents of drug-addled six-year-olds who&#8217;ve been used for airline bombings in recent months;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ba030UmbkCo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I guess patting down and drug testing six-year-olds is TSA agents sure-fire solution to not accidentally doing their job and catching an actual criminal. <\/p>\n<p>This weekend on my cross-country jaunt, i was sexually-harassed by a twenty-something Asian woman who was a TSA screener in Oakland.  She looked at my driver license and then at me. She said &#8220;You&#8217;ve lost weight. You look good.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I&#8217;m not complaining&#8230;I&#8217;m bragging. I sure could have used a pat-down, though. Maybe next time. <\/p>\n<p>On the down-side, though, no one would let me go through the body scanners. I was in the mood to flash someone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Old Trooper sent us this video of a Transportation Security Agency employee patting down a six-year &hellip; <a title=\"TSA profiles known terrorist types\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=22935\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">TSA profiles known terrorist types<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-terror-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22935"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22935\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}