{"id":22862,"date":"2011-04-07T12:51:44","date_gmt":"2011-04-07T16:51:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=22862"},"modified":"2011-04-07T12:52:37","modified_gmt":"2011-04-07T16:52:37","slug":"the-walmart-shopping-experience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=22862","title":{"rendered":"The Walmart shopping experience"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I wonder how hard you&#8217;d be laughing if it was you;<\/p>\n<p><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" id=\"video\" width=\"320\" height=\"280\" data=\"http:\/\/www.myfoxboston.com\/video\/videoplayer.swf?dppversion=8705\"><param value=\"http:\/\/www.myfoxboston.com\/video\/videoplayer.swf?dppversion=8705\" name=\"movie\"\/><param value=\"&#038;skin=MP1ExternalAll-MFL.swf&#038;embed=true&#038;adSizeArray=300x240&#038;adSrc=http%3A%2F%2Fad%2Edoubleclick%2Enet%2Fadx%2Ftsg%2Ewfxt%2Fnews%2Foffbeat%2Fdetail%3Bdcmt%3Dtext%2Fxml%3Bpos%3D%3Btile%3D2%3Bfname%3Dmaryland%2Dman%2Dsuperglued%2Dto%2Dwalmart%2Dtoilet%2D20110407%3Bloc%3Dembed%3Bsz%3D320x240%3Bord%3D8034549452558172%3Frand%3D0%2E246909676835805&#038;flv=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Emyfoxboston%2Ecom%2Ffeeds%2FoutboundFeed%3FobfType%3DVIDEO%5FPLAYER%5FSMIL%5FFEED%26componentId%3D134735602&#038;img=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia2%2Emyfoxboston%2Ecom%2F%2Fphoto%2F2011%2F04%2F07%2Ftoilet%5Fprank%5F20110407%2EFXTimg%5Ftmb0001%5F20110407072743%5F640%5F480%2EJPG&#038;story=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Emyfoxboston%2Ecom%2Fdpp%2Fnews%2Foffbeat%2Fmaryland%2Dman%2Dsuperglued%2Dto%2Dwalmart%2Dtoilet%2D20110407&#038;category=news&#038;title=toilet%5Fprank%5F20110407%2Emxf&#038;oacct=foximfoximwfxt,foximglobal&#038;ovns=foxinteractivemedia&#038;headline=Maryland%20man%20superglued%20to%20Walmart%20toilet\" name=\"FlashVars\"\/><param value=\"all\" name=\"allowNetworking\"\/><param value=\"always\" name=\"allowScriptAccess\"\/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"width:320px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.myfoxboston.com\/dpp\/news\/offbeat\/maryland-man-superglued-to-walmart-toilet-20110407\">Maryland man superglued to Walmart toilet: MyFoxBOSTON.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure this will cause some copy-cats, cuz guys who do this sorta stuff have very little imagination.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Paul for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I wonder how hard you&#8217;d be laughing if it was you; Maryland man superglued to &hellip; <a title=\"The Walmart shopping experience\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=22862\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Walmart shopping experience<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shitbags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22862"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22862\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}