{"id":22847,"date":"2011-04-06T17:16:33","date_gmt":"2011-04-06T21:16:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=22847"},"modified":"2011-04-06T17:16:33","modified_gmt":"2011-04-06T21:16:33","slug":"silky-pony-ill-kill-myself-before-i-go-to-jail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=22847","title":{"rendered":"Silky Pony; I&#8217;ll kill myself before I go to jail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-1374070\/John-Edwards-suicidal-facing-jail-claim-pals.html\">Daily Mail<\/a> quoting the National Enquirer, John Edwards has threatened to commit suicide before he goes to jail;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The former North Carolina senator has been under federal grand jury investigation since April 2009 for alleged payments to take care of Miss Hunter in violation of campaign rules.<\/p>\n<p>Probes have been carried out by both the IRS and the FBI.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>There are hundreds of service members contemplating suicide this moment because of what they did and saw for this country and we&#8217;re supposed to feel sorry for this asswipe who&#8217;s contemplating suicide because he may have to pay for crimes he committed. And he was the Democrats&#8217; best choice for Vice President just seven years ago? Perfumed pussy.<\/p>\n<p>I hope the suicide hotline hangs up on him when he finally summons the testicular fortitude to put the gun in his mouth. Hell, I&#8217;ll loan him the gun. Totally worth it to rid the world of his legal mind. In tiny thimble-sized pieces.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to the Daily Mail quoting the National Enquirer, John Edwards has threatened to commit suicide &hellip; <a title=\"Silky Pony; I&#8217;ll kill myself before I go to jail\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=22847\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Silky Pony; I&#8217;ll kill myself before I go to jail<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-liberals-suck"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22847"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22847\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}