{"id":22788,"date":"2011-04-01T15:51:07","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T19:51:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=22788"},"modified":"2011-04-01T17:07:35","modified_gmt":"2011-04-01T21:07:35","slug":"flash-traffic-all-commands-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=22788","title":{"rendered":"Flash Traffic: All Commands Alert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Folks: It IS April Fool&#8217;s Day!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jonn Lilyea is in negotiations to<a href=\"http:\/\/www.blackfive.net\/main\/2011\/04\/blackfive-buys-bouhammercom.html\"> sell TAH to Blackfive.net<\/a> for &#8220;brown &#8220;things&#8221; from central america&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>This information is based on a validated\u00a0 NSA intercept.<\/p>\n<p>Activate OPLAN 666 today &#8211; April 1 2011.<\/p>\n<p>Report local impact via the usual channels.<\/p>\n<p>This Alert is valid until 2400 April 1, 2011<\/p>\n<p>Ponsdorf sends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Folks: It IS April Fool&#8217;s Day! Jonn Lilyea is in negotiations to sell TAH to Blackfive.net &hellip; <a title=\"Flash Traffic: All Commands Alert\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=22788\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Flash Traffic: All Commands Alert<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":467,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bloggers-and-stuff","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/467"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}