{"id":22787,"date":"2011-04-01T15:34:34","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T19:34:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=22787"},"modified":"2011-04-01T15:35:03","modified_gmt":"2011-04-01T19:35:03","slug":"army-announces-stetson-to-replace-beret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=22787","title":{"rendered":"Army; Stetson to replace beret"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/usarmy.vo.llnwd.net\/e1\/-images\/2011\/04\/01\/103889\/army.mil-103889-2011-04-01-140402.jpg\" alt=\"Army Stetson\" width=\"500\" height=\"336\" \/><\/p>\n<p>OK, the only reason <a href=\"http:\/\/www.army.mil\/-news\/2011\/04\/01\/54202-stetson-hat-to-be-new-army-standard-headgear\/\">I&#8217;d be for this is to stick a finger in Shinseki&#8217;s eye<\/a>;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In a fingertip-to-the-brim nod to its American frontier history, the Army is changing hats again &#8211; returning to the tumultuous days of the horse Cavalry in the wild west and adopting a dark blue Stetson as the official headgear for the current force of 1.1 million Soldiers.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We figure the Stetson will be popular with the troops,&#8221; said Sgt. Maj. Bob S. Stone, Army Uniform Board headgear task force president. &#8220;It&#8217;s been a while since we have changed the headgear, so it&#8217;s time. Plus a Stetson is functional and down right American.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Why in the heck are they doing to us what they did to the snake-eaters?&#8221; asked one officer familiar with the board&#8217;s deliberations. &#8220;If you ain&#8217;t Cav, you ain&#8217;t ought to be wearing a Cav hat. That just ain&#8217;t right.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But the sheer functionality of the wide-brimmed American-classic Stetson won over the majority of the board.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You can keep the sun out of your eyes, the hat won&#8217;t melt to your head on a sunny day, and female Soldiers can tuck long hair under a Stetson a lot easier than with the current beret,&#8221; says Stone. &#8220;Plus we&#8217;ve already gone back to blue jackets for the service dress uniform. The Stetson actually completes the look.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Mandatory wear date? Oh, a year from now&#8230;On April Fool&#8217;s Day. Who says the Army doesn&#8217;t have a sense of humor?<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Just Plain Jason for the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, the only reason I&#8217;d be for this is to stick a finger in Shinseki&#8217;s eye; &hellip; <a title=\"Army; Stetson to replace beret\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=22787\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Army; Stetson to replace beret<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[84],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-military-issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}