{"id":2263,"date":"2008-08-12T19:06:42","date_gmt":"2008-08-12T23:06:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=2263"},"modified":"2008-08-12T19:06:42","modified_gmt":"2008-08-12T23:06:42","slug":"i-am-voting-democrat-because%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=2263","title":{"rendered":"I Am Voting Democrat Because\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is classic<\/a>, go read it all and feel free to add your thoughts.
\n(We need more comments, we\u2019re trying to get advertising after all)<\/p>\n

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.<\/p>\n

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.<\/p>\n

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.<\/p>\n

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or more is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in THIS country. We wouldn’t want to have to move a couple of Polar bears now would we?<\/p>\n

I’m voting Democrat because: when we pull out of Iraq , I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people <\/p>\n

I’m voting Democrat because: I like it when planes fly into buildings full of civilians. I want to see more of that. <\/p>\n

I’m voting Democrat because: I don’t want a stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it for me.<\/p>\n

I’m voting Democrat because: freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.<\/p>\n

I’m voting Democrat because: I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’m going to marry my Brother. <\/p>\n

I’m voting Democrat because: I don’t want to eat poison food and drink dirty water. We all know Republicans love that stuff. Ever wonder why the most left wing country in the World (China) is polluted?<\/p>\n

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that when the terrorists don’t have to hide from us over there; when they come over here I don’t want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.<\/p>\n

I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that churches should only be allowed for political speeches. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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