{"id":22444,"date":"2011-03-01T09:09:47","date_gmt":"2011-03-01T13:09:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=22444"},"modified":"2011-03-01T09:09:47","modified_gmt":"2011-03-01T13:09:47","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=22444","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

So the left has birthers too? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Labor pains<\/a> <\/p>\n

All your base are belong to Jebus<\/a> <\/p>\n

Shall not be infringed…where have I heard that before? <\/a> <\/p>\n

What do unions and Charlie Sheen have in common? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Leave it to Cleaver<\/a> <\/p>\n

Thanks for nothing.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Federal deposits <\/a> <\/p>\n

Gay Paris <\/a> <\/p>\n

Two words: Social Security<\/a> <\/p>\n

Talk about a waste of time.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Foiled (hat) again!<\/a> <\/p>\n

Quick, call Alex Jones!<\/a> <\/p>\n

DU is hacked off? <\/a> <\/p>\n

DUmbasses Anonymous <\/a> <\/p>\n

…phone home. <\/a>
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\nWhen ‘ifs’ and ‘buts’ are candy and nuts, we’ll all have a wonderful Christmas.<\/a> <\/p>\n

…then next we’ll all gather in upstate New York for a Woodstock reunion! <\/a><\/p>\n

Thank God, otherwise my Tuesday schtick would be pretty boring! <\/a> <\/p>\n

For those keeping score at home, Democrats win elections by mandate, Republicans steal them. Carry on.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Maybe you’re stretching? Maybe? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Skinner (DU’s HMFIC), squashes all of the foil hat dreams and delusions of grandeur in one fell swoop. <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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