{"id":22281,"date":"2011-02-15T11:05:06","date_gmt":"2011-02-15T15:05:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=22281"},"modified":"2011-02-15T11:38:58","modified_gmt":"2011-02-15T15:38:58","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=22281","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

South of the border….<\/a><\/p>\n

Teleprompter Jebus and the Temple of Goons<\/a> <\/p>\n

Michelle, my gal….<\/a><\/p>\n

Flippity flop, dahlings!<\/a> <\/p>\n

Diversity…it’s a black thing, you wouldn’t understand.<\/a> <\/p>\n

From the “Political Suicide” files. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Summers time in Europe.<\/a> <\/p>\n

U mad, bro?<\/a> <\/p>\n

Egyptian democracy…pyramid scheme.<\/a><\/p>\n

I hear he kills and eats puppies too. <\/a> <\/p>\n

“Then everyone applauded.” <\/a> <\/p>\n

I like pie….charts.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Gunning for Nerf. <\/a> <\/p>\n

What Would Xenu Do?<\/a> <\/p>\n

Kinda looks like Abu Ghraib to me…I’m just sayin’.<\/a> <\/p>\n

King Tut-tut<\/a>. <\/p>\n

You say you want a revolution….yawn.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Do ursidae defaecate in areas teaming with dense plant life of a apical dominance? <\/a><\/p>\n

You people are not revolting enough.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Lap dances = a carton of eggs and a six pack of Miller Lite.<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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