{"id":22058,"date":"2011-02-02T11:11:12","date_gmt":"2011-02-02T15:11:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=22058"},"modified":"2011-02-02T15:34:33","modified_gmt":"2011-02-02T19:34:33","slug":"an-early-spring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=22058","title":{"rendered":"An early spring?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At Gobbler&#8217;s Knob on this Groundhog Day, Phil predicted an early Spring;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" marginheight=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" width=\"480px\" height=\"270px\" src=\"http:\/\/specials.washingtonpost.com\/mv\/embed\/?title=Groundhog%20Day%3A%20Punxsutawney%20Phil%20predicts%20early%20spring&#038;stillURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonpost.com%2Fwp-dyn%2Fcontent%2Fphoto%2F2011%2F02%2F02%2FPH2011020202228.jpg&#038;flvURL=%2Fmedia%2F2011%2F02%2F02%2F02022011-22v.m4v&#038;width=480&#038;height=270&#038;autoStart=false&#038;clickThru=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonpost.com%2Fwp-dyn%2Fcontent%2Fvideo%2F2011%2F02%2F02%2FVI2011020202162.html\"><\/iframe> <\/p>\n<p>For some folks it can&#8217;t come too early;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" frameborder=\"no\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" scrolling=\"no\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/video_embed\/?id=18705\"><\/iframe><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/snowy-conditions-proving-hazardous-for-nations-idi,18705\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nation's Idiots\">Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nation&#8217;s Idiots<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At Gobbler&#8217;s Knob on this Groundhog Day, Phil predicted an early Spring; For some folks it &hellip; <a title=\"An early spring?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=22058\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">An early spring?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,92],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22058"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22058\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}