{"id":22047,"date":"2011-02-01T14:56:39","date_gmt":"2011-02-01T18:56:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=22047"},"modified":"2011-02-01T14:56:39","modified_gmt":"2011-02-01T18:56:39","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=22047","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

He sent these yesterday and I almost forgot;<\/p>\n

Holy crap…there’s some real debate in this one: <\/a> <\/p>\n

“I’m starting with the man in the mirror…” <\/a><\/p>\n

We’re all immigrants now.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Walk like an Egyptian. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Yeah, but their pyramid schemes are better.<\/a> <\/p>\n

The color of the news.<\/a> <\/p>\n

I blame Mohammed. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Afterbirther.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Where’s Waldo? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Biden his time. <\/a> <\/p>\n

That’s nice…now go make me a sandwich. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Crappy laws.<\/a> <\/p>\n

“…to make old people die, of course. Duh!” <\/a><\/p>\n

DU is revolting. <\/a> <\/p>\n

It’s right next to the Panama Canal, isn’t it? <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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