{"id":22037,"date":"2011-02-01T09:38:55","date_gmt":"2011-02-01T13:38:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=22037"},"modified":"2011-02-01T09:38:55","modified_gmt":"2011-02-01T13:38:55","slug":"it-was-the-papers-fault","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=22037","title":{"rendered":"It was the paper&#8217;s fault"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a months long investigation of the incompetent boobery at Arlington National Cemetery, the Northern Virginia Technology Council arrived at the conclusion that paper isn&#8217;t an adequate record keeper according to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2011\/01\/31\/AR2011013103067.html?hpid=topnews\">Washington Post<\/a>;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;They relied on three-by-five cards, which anyone in today&#8217;s age knows is a totally inadequate way to keep track of records of the remains,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>The cemetery also used just one fax machine, which Warner said &#8220;created an enormous bottleneck for the thousands of families trying to call in and schedule an interment for their loved ones. Backing up this fax machine was a manual system with paper and pencil.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Warner also said urns at the cemetery, rather than being stored properly while awaiting inurnment, would &#8220;sit for extended periods of time on a desk with simply a paper record attached to it.&#8221; <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Apparently, the paper also buried eight urns in a single burial site and left headstones laying around. Luckily, none of the people were found to be negligent, so they continue to get their forced-retirement pension checks&#8230;cuz it&#8217;s all the paper&#8217;s fault. Bad paper. No ice cream for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a months long investigation of the incompetent boobery at Arlington National Cemetery, the Northern Virginia &hellip; <a title=\"It was the paper&#8217;s fault\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=22037\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">It was the paper&#8217;s fault<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[155,118],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shitbags","category-veterans-issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22037","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22037"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22037\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}