{"id":21947,"date":"2011-01-21T15:36:11","date_gmt":"2011-01-21T19:36:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=21947"},"modified":"2011-01-21T16:00:54","modified_gmt":"2011-01-21T20:00:54","slug":"yes-i-am-still-in-mourning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=21947","title":{"rendered":"Yes, I am still in mourning."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, Old Yeller getting shot was party time compared to my house Sunday night.  I went to bed at 8pm in the fetal position with tears on the pillow.  I woke up still weeping.  Bambi&#8217;s mom getting shot?  That was a trip to Disney World compared to the epic bedshitting on Sunday.  I&#8217;d rather be tea bagged by the homeless guy with the Golden Voice than go through that again.<\/p>\n<p>I tried (I really tried) to focus on pitchers and catchers reporting in a few weeks.  Nope, as Bush the Elder might say &#8220;Not gonna do it.  Wouldn&#8217;t be prudent at this juncture.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Finding a little solace in Fitzy, but honestly, not much.<\/p>\n<p>Totally NSFW warning.<\/p>\n<p> <iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" class=\"youtube-player\" type=\"text\/html\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zRcLe1S1Fyc\" frameborder=\"0\" allowFullScreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, Old Yeller getting shot was party time compared to my house Sunday night. I went &hellip; <a title=\"Yes, I am still in mourning.\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=21947\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yes, I am still in mourning.<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bloggers-and-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21947"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21947\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}