{"id":21942,"date":"2011-01-21T09:40:03","date_gmt":"2011-01-21T13:40:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=21942"},"modified":"2011-01-21T09:40:03","modified_gmt":"2011-01-21T13:40:03","slug":"internet-dating-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=21942","title":{"rendered":"Internet dating advice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bubblehead Ray sends us <a href=\"http:\/\/www.onlineathens.com\/stories\/012111\/cop_773839594.shtml\">this link to an article<\/a> about a woman who thought those Match.com commercials were real;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The victim &#8211; a Hull woman &#8211; told deputies she and Vierra went out for dinner and returned to her home for consensual sex. Afterward, he became violent and she barred herself in a room, but he forced his way in. The woman held him at gunpoint and called 911.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And then when the police arrived, Brian E. Vierra took an aggressive stance towards the police officer, of course Vierra was still naked from his consensual sex. But then the officer pulled out his Taser and the aggressive stance turned into &#8220;Don&#8217;t taze my wiener, bro&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>So, ladies, make sure you take your CCW license and it&#8217;s attending accessories on those internet-arranged dates.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bubblehead Ray sends us this link to an article about a woman who thought those Match.com &hellip; <a title=\"Internet dating advice\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=21942\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Internet dating advice<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[82],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gun-grabbing-fascists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21942"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21942\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}