{"id":21931,"date":"2011-01-19T13:01:08","date_gmt":"2011-01-19T17:01:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=21931"},"modified":"2011-01-19T13:09:42","modified_gmt":"2011-01-19T17:09:42","slug":"moore-you-own-guns-because-youre-racist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=21931","title":{"rendered":"Moore: you own guns because you’re racist"},"content":{"rendered":"

Michael Moore and Rachel Maddow. You know some idiot bullshit is going to come from those two being in the same room. Moore first asks why people in Tucson would need to own guns since gun crimes and crime in general is so low there. Maybe a better question is “why would criminals want to live in Tucson when everyone has a gun?”<\/p>\n

Then he goes on to ask all of us what we think the criminal that we picture in our heads looks like. Of course, we’re all supposed to answer that it’s a huge black guy. So we’re racist for owning guns. <\/p>\n

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Well, since we have only two black women in my town (and I’m friends with half of them) my imaginary criminal is one of the pony-tailed bald white guys who did some carpentry on the corporate retreat. One of the guys who tried to get me tell him about the secret alien technology I’m developing. Yeah, no shit, that’s the conversation I had recently with a local – and I immediately went out and bought another gun, just for that guy.<\/p>\n

Moore goes on to say that we own millions of guns but that there are only about 300 home invasions every year, so why so many guns? Now I hang with a different crowd than Moore, who probably has people who provide an armed response to his alarm system. And as far as I know, home invaders, even though there’s only a few hundred of them, don’t call ahead so I can get the publicly-provided armed response on sight in time, and I guess there’s no public schedule for home invasions, so we really don’t know where they’re going to strike next.<\/p>\n

And my alarm just announces which way the criminals are coming from in the house, and since I’m the only armed response in my house, my alarm becomes an audio aiming stake. And I’m determined not to be the first guy in my neighborhood to be kidnapped by a meth-head who thinks I know some alien technology recipe for moonshine.<\/p>\n

This is the man who the Left listens to for foreign and domestic policy. I’ve had more intellectual discussions with my three-year-old grandson who is quick to punctuate discussions with “I like Transformers”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Michael Moore and Rachel Maddow. You know some idiot bullshit is going to come from those … Moore: you own guns because you’re racist<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87,82],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-whackos","category-gun-grabbing-fascists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21931"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21931\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}