{"id":2176,"date":"2008-07-31T07:36:39","date_gmt":"2008-07-31T11:36:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=2176"},"modified":"2008-07-31T07:36:39","modified_gmt":"2008-07-31T11:36:39","slug":"thank-goodness-for-ohio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=2176","title":{"rendered":"Thank goodness for Ohio"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Celebrity stalkers <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2008\/07\/29\/john-kerry-for-party-president\/\" target=\"_blank\">TMZ.com<\/a> happened upon John Kerry partying on Nantucket with some very young co-eds Saturday night. Yes, there are a thousand limericks bouncing around in my noggin right now.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/_0002_n1586130673_30444862_8187_full.jpg\" title=\"_0002_n1586130673_30444862_8187_full.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/_0002_n1586130673_30444862_8187_full.jpg\" alt=\"_0002_n1586130673_30444862_8187_full.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/_0001_john-kerry_full.jpg\" title=\"_0001_john-kerry_full.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/_0001_john-kerry_full.jpg\" alt=\"_0001_john-kerry_full.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes, that&#8217;s a penis straw &#8211; it&#8217;s required at all Senatorial shindigs in Massachusetts;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/_0000_n1586130673_30444870_1090_full.jpg\" title=\"_0000_n1586130673_30444870_1090_full.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/_0000_n1586130673_30444870_1090_full.jpg\" alt=\"_0000_n1586130673_30444870_1090_full.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/a> Never does a man look so dorky as when he&#8217;s trying to be &#8220;hip&#8221; with some young girls. Yes, we all look just like this when we&#8217;re way out of our league. But, one has to wonder why someone with such poor judgment ever thought he could win the Presidency of the United States.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Celebrity stalkers TMZ.com happened upon John Kerry partying on Nantucket with some very young co-eds Saturday &hellip; <a title=\"Thank goodness for Ohio\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=2176\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Thank goodness for Ohio<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-society"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}