{"id":21600,"date":"2010-12-21T13:25:26","date_gmt":"2010-12-21T17:25:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=21600"},"modified":"2010-12-21T13:25:26","modified_gmt":"2010-12-21T17:25:26","slug":"a-midweek-pick-me-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=21600","title":{"rendered":"A midweek pick-me-up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things that make me happy; Matthis face-down in the snow wearing handcuffs.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Matthis-arrested.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-21601\" title=\"Matthis arrested\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Matthis-arrested.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Matthis-arrested.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Matthis-arrested-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll leave the obvious jokes to you guys.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to one my ninjas for the picture. No, I really mean thanks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things that make me happy; Matthis face-down in the snow wearing handcuffs. I&#8217;ll leave the obvious &hellip; <a title=\"A midweek pick-me-up\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=21600\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A midweek pick-me-up<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,37,52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-antiwar-crowd","category-ivaw","category-usual-suspects"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21600"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21600\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}