{"id":21295,"date":"2010-11-22T11:19:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-22T15:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=21295"},"modified":"2010-11-22T11:44:38","modified_gmt":"2010-11-22T15:44:38","slug":"my-life-gay-dog-niece-is-tv-star-cataclysm-is-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=21295","title":{"rendered":"My Life: Gay Dog, Niece is TV Star, Cataclysm is coming…"},"content":{"rendered":"

My wife caught the dog shivering the other day, and decided he needed to look like he was singing acapella in the Boston College Men’s Choir for some reason. Seriously hon, he is covered in fur, he doesn’t need this outfit. I half expect to come home from work to him decking out our house in disco stuff and dancing with a male chihuahua to “It’s Raining Men.” I looked the other way when he mounted a male St Bernard at the Bark Park thinking he was just being ornery, but damn….
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My Niece is the little cutie with the white thing in her hair who says “It’s not awesome” at 2:30 in.
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And, from December 7 to the 11th, don’t come looking for me, I will be trying to protect Azeroth from raging elementals with my friends Milbe (named after Milwaukee’s best), XBlackheart, and Dreadbeard (Claymore.)<\/p>\n

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