Ya know if I could use his real name, the “Tuesdays with Claymore” tagline would be funnier. <\/p>\n
Tanks for nothing.<\/a> <\/p>\n …has Suicide Hotline on speed dial.<\/a> <\/p>\n DUmbasses are smart on money and business and stuff.<\/a> <\/p>\n A better mouse trap? <\/a> <\/p>\n Darmok, his eyes open!<\/a> <\/p>\n Dick-shun-ary.<\/a> <\/p>\n Yeah, try telling that to your mortgage holder, dipshit.<\/a> <\/p>\n Deer me!<\/a> <\/p>\n Don’t tase my junk, bro!<\/a> <\/p>\n This may be the best moment of Carville’s life…<\/a><\/p>\n You say you want a revolution…<\/a><\/p>\n The Bucket (of shit) List.<\/a> <\/p>\n Epic flail.<\/a> <\/p>\n Trumped up.<\/a> <\/p>\n Oh noes, Obama!<\/a> <\/p>\n George Soreass.<\/a> <\/p>\n Never the twain should meet.<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\nAnd here I was thinking it was Fred Phelps.<\/a> <\/p>\n