{"id":21249,"date":"2010-11-18T09:37:05","date_gmt":"2010-11-18T13:37:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=21249"},"modified":"2010-11-18T09:37:05","modified_gmt":"2010-11-18T13:37:05","slug":"can-tsa-get-more-creepy-yes-they-can","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=21249","title":{"rendered":"Can TSA get more creepy? Yes they can."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Transportation Safety Administration, three words that have nothing to do with TSA&#8217;s actual work, has begun to &#8220;pat down&#8221; passengers who don&#8217;t want nude photos of themselves taken for the entertainment of some invisible TSA agents in a remote booth. Their &#8220;pat down&#8221; can go inside your clothes&#8230;but you knew all of that. <\/p>\n<p>So the pervs at TSA have offered to take their &#8220;pat down&#8221; on the road according to <a href=\"http:\/\/thehill.com\/homenews\/senate\/129663-tsa-chief-offers-pat-downs-to-senators-concerned-about-airport-screenings\">The Hill<\/a>;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The head of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) offered on Wednesday to have airport screeners come to Capitol Hill to give senators a pat-down so they could fully understand the mechanics of the newly deployed, controversial technique.  <\/p>\n<p>John Pistole told senators on the Senate Science, Commerce and Transportation Committee that he \u201cinsisted\u201d on receiving the pat-down to \u201cexperience what that involves so that we would know before we rolled it out,\u201d and added that Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano has gotten a pat-down as well. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cHonestly, any member who has not experienced that pat-down [and] who would like to do that \u2014 I would not offer it \u2014 but an experienced qualified security officer would be glad to do that,\u201d Pistole said. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;ll bet they&#8217;d be &#8220;glad&#8221; to do it.<\/p>\n<p>On election day, 2004, I flew through Reagan National and Miami International on my way to Panama to sit out the ballot count away from television sets. Of course, I wore my &#8220;Vets4Bush&#8221; polo shirt and endured more pat downs than a stripper on Victory Drive on payday night. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Transportation Safety Administration, three words that have nothing to do with TSA&#8217;s actual work, has &hellip; <a title=\"Can TSA get more creepy? Yes they can.\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=21249\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Can TSA get more creepy? Yes they can.<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barack-obama","category-shitbags"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}