{"id":21130,"date":"2010-11-10T11:10:48","date_gmt":"2010-11-10T15:10:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=21130"},"modified":"2010-11-10T11:10:48","modified_gmt":"2010-11-10T15:10:48","slug":"oh-snap-its-the-marine-corps-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=21130","title":{"rendered":"Oh Snap&#8230;Its The Marine Corps Birthday."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You better stand at attention nasties:<br \/>\n<object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/AJlNw0myBG4?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/AJlNw0myBG4?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>So 235 years ago in a bar in Philly called the Tun Tavern a bunch of drunks and criminals got together and formed what  would become the United States Marine Corps. There were only two requirements for enlisting: you had to have your own musket and at least one tooth to tear open powder bags to load your musket. <\/p>\n<p>Today, you can&#8217;t bring your own musket to combat because of the goddamn liberals and if you have one tooth then you will have to go see a sadist who goes by the name of &#8220;Navy Dentist&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>So anyways, here is my birthday salute and lets here some Marine jokes&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You better stand at attention nasties: So 235 years ago in a bar in Philly called &hellip; <a title=\"Oh Snap&#8230;Its The Marine Corps Birthday.\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=21130\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Oh Snap&#8230;Its The Marine Corps Birthday.<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":607,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/607"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}