{"id":20981,"date":"2010-10-27T13:52:56","date_gmt":"2010-10-27T17:52:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=20981"},"modified":"2010-10-27T13:54:02","modified_gmt":"2010-10-27T17:54:02","slug":"surely-looks-like-rain-and-dont-call-me-shirley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=20981","title":{"rendered":"Surely looks like rain (and don&#8217;t call me &#8220;Shirley&#8221;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jonn informed me this morning that I have not fulfilled my sophomoric posting quotient this month, so, here you go.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1941376\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/embed.break.com\/MTk0MTM3Ng==\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/embed.break.com\/MTk0MTM3Ng==\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/><font size=1><a href=\"http:\/\/www.break.com\/index\/weatherman-has-schlong-on-weather-map-1941376\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jonn informed me this morning that I have not fulfilled my sophomoric posting quotient this month, &hellip; <a title=\"Surely looks like rain (and don&#8217;t call me &#8220;Shirley&#8221;)\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=20981\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Surely looks like rain (and don&#8217;t call me &#8220;Shirley&#8221;)<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20981"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20981\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}