{"id":20889,"date":"2010-10-19T13:05:02","date_gmt":"2010-10-19T17:05:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=20889"},"modified":"2010-10-19T13:06:08","modified_gmt":"2010-10-19T17:06:08","slug":"apparently-going-batshite-crazy-on-cspan-is-a-family-tradition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=20889","title":{"rendered":"Apparently going batshite crazy on CSPAN is a family tradition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Look dude, at least when I did it I went after Murtha and Moran.<br \/>\n<object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/_BV_5m3nySo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/_BV_5m3nySo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t even watch the whole thing because the douchechills cut through my sweatshirt and I don&#8217;t have any other clothing I want to shred.<\/p>\n<p>Now, as some of you know, I sneak in a Red Sox or Patriots reference into every media appearance I make.  The last one was discussing the Snyder Phelps case when I pointed out to the interviewer from Boston that just because I opposed the Randy Moss trade to Minnesota did not give me the right to hijack her wedding to inform the guests of my displeasure.  (I have since grown to love the trade.)  <\/p>\n<p>Now I am rethinking it.  I mean, had I alleged some sort of relationship, I might have gotten some more press.  For the ex-girlfriends of mine who read TAH regularly though, you need not fear.  I am friends with like 90% of my exes, and hold no grudges against the others.  After all, I&#8217;m the one that ended up happily married.  Nonetheless, should I make up a fictional ex-girlfriend for my next interview?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m thinking Heidi Watney.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Just for old times sake in case you don&#8217;t know my sordid past, I give you my 15 seconds of fame.<br \/>\n<object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/nMkewjF9M08?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/nMkewjF9M08?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look dude, at least when I did it I went after Murtha and Moran. I can&#8217;t &hellip; <a title=\"Apparently going batshite crazy on CSPAN is a family tradition\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=20889\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Apparently going batshite crazy on CSPAN is a family tradition<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20889"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20889\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}