{"id":2088,"date":"2008-07-18T09:03:39","date_gmt":"2008-07-18T13:03:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=2088"},"modified":"2008-07-18T09:04:48","modified_gmt":"2008-07-18T13:04:48","slug":"why-us-straight-leg-infantry-guys-are-vastly-superior","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=2088","title":{"rendered":"Why us Straight Leg Infantry guys are vastly superior"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When was the last time you heard of some legs showing up at an event and read the words:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Two tubas were destroyed, said Mike Keating, assistant chief of the post&#8217;s Fire Department. MacDonald said a trumpet was also damaged.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I always felt that the Leather Personel Carriers were vastly superior to jumping out of a plane, <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20080718\/ap_on_fe_st\/parachute_mishap;_ylt=AumbVssMtQn9JQTr6bUITA_tiBIF\">and this proves it.<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>FORT RILEY, Kan. &#8211; A parachutist went off course Thursday at the start of a military review and dropped feet-first into the 1st Infantry Division&#8217;s band, injuring three players.<\/p>\n<p>Several thousand people watched as the man under the red, white and blue parachute landed on the 30-member band, about 50 yards off target. A gasp went up from the crowd, followed by silence as at least a dozen people rushed over to help.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I hear, &#8216;Oh, expletive,&#8217; and immediately, I hear a crash,'&#8221; said the band&#8217;s commander, Chief Warrant Officer Scott MacDonald.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Enough of this nonsense already. Today it&#8217;s some non-offending innocent Tubas, tomorrow it could be the kettle drums. I think we&#8217;ve lost enough already. Redeploy the Airborne.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When was the last time you heard of some legs showing up at an event and &hellip; <a title=\"Why us Straight Leg Infantry guys are vastly superior\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=2088\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Why us Straight Leg Infantry guys are vastly superior<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2088"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2088\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}