{"id":2064,"date":"2008-07-15T07:57:12","date_gmt":"2008-07-15T11:57:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=2064"},"modified":"2008-07-15T07:57:12","modified_gmt":"2008-07-15T11:57:12","slug":"name-that-occupation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=2064","title":{"rendered":"Name that occupation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/undies.jpg\" title=\"undies.jpg\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/undies.jpg\" title=\"undies.jpg\"><\/a>The man featured here is standing in such a manner in furtherence of his occupation.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/undies.jpg\" title=\"undies.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/undies.jpg\" alt=\"undies.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Is he:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0a) Deuce Bigelow, Male Gigolo<\/p>\n<p>b) The new banana in the Fruit of the Loom advertisements<\/p>\n<p>c) Meteorologist making a point about the rising dew point<\/p>\n<p>d) Attorney for Gitmo prisoners, about to show us the meaning of the phrase &#8220;to go commando.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>All I know is that this never once came up in Evidence, Civil Procedure, Torts or Contracts.\u00a0 I may have been drunk in most those classes, but I am sure that dropping trou (a latin term I believe) never once came up.<\/p>\n<p>H\/t to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weaselzippers.net\/blog\/2008\/07\/donkey-of-the-day-us-lawyer-representing-gitmo-detainees-drops-his-pants-at-press-conference.html\">Weasel Zippers<\/a>.\u00a0 (Sorry to steal it, but good god I needed something to post.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The man featured here is standing in such a manner in furtherence of his occupation.\u00a0 \u00a0 &hellip; <a title=\"Name that occupation\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=2064\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Name that occupation<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2064"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2064\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}