{"id":20577,"date":"2010-09-24T09:24:40","date_gmt":"2010-09-24T13:24:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=20577"},"modified":"2010-09-24T09:39:10","modified_gmt":"2010-09-24T13:39:10","slug":"dicksmith-still-as-sharp-as-a-nerf-basketball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=20577","title":{"rendered":"dicksmith still as sharp as a nerf basketball"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This man truly is criminally idiotic.  Well, maybe not criminally, <a href=\"http:\/\/vetvoice.com\/showDiary.do;jsessionid=4926DEA47002B5649A10246D0871F3FB?diaryId=4396\">but indisputably anyway<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>You&#8217;re surprised I&#8217;m sure. But even as President Bush was stating to the American people that &#8220;every measure has been taken to avoid war.&#8221;, his administration had already been planning ways to instigate a war with Iraq as early as December of 2001. <\/p>\n<p>Through the Freedom of Information Act, the National Security Archive at George Washington University has obtained notes from a meeting between then-SECDEF Donald Rumsfeld and then-CENTCOM commander General Tommy Franks in which planning for the Iraq war was underway. One of the points discussed was how to start a war with Iraq&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Are you ready for the smoking gun?  OK, here goes, it is from a memo:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/rumsfeld2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/rumsfeld2.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"rumsfeld2\" width=\"480\" height=\"102\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-20579\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/rumsfeld2.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/rumsfeld2-300x63.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now, let&#8217;s work on some logical thinking.  Let&#8217;s assume that dick is right, and &#8220;How start?&#8221; used in this context actually means &#8220;How can we precipitate a war with Iraq&#8221;, the first way we might do so would be to get Saddam to move against the Kurds?  How the hell are we going to do that?  Maybe <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=16908\">Tony Camerino <\/a>and dicksmith could stare at goats and invade Saddam&#8217;s brain?  We could harness the brain power of the collective trust of them to infiltrate the dreams of the Iraqi dictator to make him do our bidding.<\/p>\n<p>Now, here is a test, and you tell me what you think.<\/p>\n<p>In the context of this memo, &#8220;How Start?&#8221; most likely means:<br \/>\n1) How can the US start a war with Iraq?  Answer: by manipulating Saddam to invade the north.<br \/>\n2) What is the most likely genesis of a war with Iraq?  Answer: Saddam invades the north.<br \/>\n3) How can I start this briefing using ambiguous language so that down the road VoteVets can use tortured logic (oops, sorry for the torture reference) to assume that we are trying to start a war with iraq.  Answer: &#8220;How start?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Is it *not* entirely clear that #2 is the only answer susceptible to rational interpretation?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This man truly is criminally idiotic. 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