{"id":20429,"date":"2010-09-10T11:13:09","date_gmt":"2010-09-10T15:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=20429"},"modified":"2010-09-10T11:21:03","modified_gmt":"2010-09-10T15:21:03","slug":"someone-is-going-to-burn-a-book-tomorrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=20429","title":{"rendered":"Someone is going to burn a book tomorrow"},"content":{"rendered":"

Drudge lists three more Koran burnings for tomorrow. One in Tennessee<\/a>, one in Kansas<\/a>, and one in Wyoming<\/a>. I can’t take the pressure anymore – I have to burn one, too, so I can get some publicity, too.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, I don’t own a Koran, ya know because I’m a right wing pro-war ignorant turd. So instead, i’ll be burning Ernest Hemingway’s collection of short stories “The Snows of Kilimanjaro”. I always hated Hemingway anyway – he was a pretentious old fart who couldn’t write his way out of a paper bag. He sold books because of his lifestyle, not because of any particular writing talent. I can’t write any better, but he always pissed me off. Well, “For Whom The Bell Tolls” was pretty good – but it was an anomaly.<\/p>\n

And, oh, he liked Cuba better than the US, so ya know, he’s kind of anti-American. He wasn’t a suicide bomber, but he committed suicide and that’s half of the phrase right there. I know his connection to 9-11 is tenuous, but then so are connections of most of the Muslim world to 9-11. <\/p>\n

I can be convinced to not burn the book if Mariel Hemingway will come over tomorrow and reenact the lesbian scene from “Personal Best” with Patrice Donnelly in my living room. I’m not cheap, but I’m easy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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